Summary: Someone is very uncomfortable in the infirmary...
Categories: Teal'c/Janet Characters: None
Episode Related: None
Genres: Humor
Holiday: None
Season: None
Warnings: None
Crossovers: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 441
Read: 1131
Published: 2000.11.09
Updated: 2000.11.09
Think Non-Sexy Thoughts . . . In the Infirmary by Hathor
Think non-sexy thoughts…in the infirmary
Think non-sexy thoughts…in the infirmary
by Hathor
TITLE: Think non-sexy thoughts…in the infirmary
AUTHOR: Hathor
EMAIL: hathor_sgc@hotmail.com
CATEGORY: Humour, Janet/Teal'c
SPOILERS: None
SEASON / SEQUEL:
RATING: PG-13
CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexual situations, swearing
SUMMARY: Someone is very uncomfortable in the infirmary…Sequel to Think non-sexy thoughts…in the elevator
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Stargate; it owns me. I promise to put everyone back, and I'll wash them, and I'll give Junior a bath, and I'll put a pretty pink bow in their hair and I'll…
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, I got loads of feedback from the first part of this little series, so I replied to demand, and wrote another part. Enjoy!
Feedback would be nice; it's a bright spot in wet days (and I mean that, it's flooding everywhere here in England, hope the computer isn't affected…)
Oh, I don't believe this… why does he have to fall over and injure himself now…of all the dumb times. I know, think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts…oh, I know! Actually, no I don't. Damn.
Well, might as well enjoy this…yes Teal'c, it's a full strip off, I'm sorry…well, thank you so much for doing so quickly. What…Teal'c, what are you doing? Whoa…are Jaffa always like this? No, I'm not complaining…what! I'm the doc here! Why do I have to strip off! Oh…now I see why. Oooo… did Apophis teach all Jaffa tricks like this? Wow, I'm in for a good time here.
WHAT AM I DOING??????
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he is a patient…but then, not technically.
Wha… oh, no, damn nurse. No, it isn't any of your business. Piss off! I'm busy…what? Oh, for god's sake…of all the crummy times to get in an argument with the Goa-uld. Yes, Teal'c, you better had be coming around to my quarters tonight…we have unfinished business.
Doctor Fraiser is looking extremely beautiful tonight. She does not seem happy to see me, though. I cannot think why. All her body language says she is attracted to me.
What…I have to remove my clothes? Well, indeed. Well, as O'Neill says, seize the moment. Doctor Fraiser, you do not seem happy…oh, you are.
Yes, most Jaffa know these arts. Wait, what is that knocking? Oh, a nurse. She does not seem comfortable with our situation. Pardon? A Goa-uld attack? Oh. Well, I am leaving.
Yes, Doctor Fraiser, I am coming around to your quarters tonight. We have some unfinished business.
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